For makers · freelancers · founders · the solo brave

Lumpy income.
Smooth life.

KITTY splits every payment into jars the second it lands — tax set aside, bills covered, savings growing — and hands you one number you can actually spend. No spreadsheets. No 3am maths.

You're Founding Kitty Nº — 🎉

Your spot is held. Share your link — every friend who joins moves you up the queue, and founders get first access plus 3 skip-the-queue invites.

 of 300 founding spots left
NO CARD REQUIRED · FOUNDERS LOCK £4.99/MO FOR LIFE · LAUNCHING AUTUMN 2026
The problem

Your bank balance
is lying to you.

That £4,120 in your account? Some of it is HMRC's. Some is next month's rent. Some is the quiet-January buffer. Your bank shows you one big number — and that number is a trap.

Pain 01

The tax surprise

January arrives, the bill lands, and the money's… gone. Since April 2026, MTD quarterly filing makes "I'll sort it later" even more expensive.

Pain 02

The feast-famine cycle

£6k one month, £900 the next. Great months feel rich, quiet months feel terrifying — and you never know which one you're actually in.

Pain 03

The 3am maths

Lying awake doing mental arithmetic across your balance, your invoices, and your dread. That's not a finance strategy. That's anxiety.

The fix

Six jars. Zero drama.
And three things nobody else does.

Every competitor is either an accountant-replacement or a chat app with no tax brain. KITTY is the one that tells you what you can actually spend.

Nobody else does this

Pay yourself a salary

KITTY holds your good months in a buffer jar and pays you a steady, chosen "salary" on the 1st — turning lumpy income into a predictable payday. Feast-famine, ended.

The core magic

Income autopilot

Money lands, jars fill themselves — a percentage to tax, a percentage to your ISA, different split rules for Shopify payouts, client invoices and marketplace sales. Monzo's sorter is manual. Hnry takes your bank. KITTY just works.

£412.60 · Shopify payout ↓
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MTD-ready

Tax pot autopilot

Set aside on every payment, tracked against your real HMRC quarterly deadlines. Everyone else sells filing. KITTY makes sure the cash is there.

Q3 · COVERED ✓
deadline in 7 weeks
Sleep at night

Runway radar

"At current burn, your jars cover you to 14 November." A survival meter for the quiet months — standard for startups, unheard of for the self-employed.

todaycovered to 14 Nov · 4.2 months
Try it

"Can I afford it?"

One question, answered net of tax owed, upcoming bills and your salary commitment — not the gross-balance lie your bank tells you.

YES — £261 spare after tax, bills & salary. Treat yourself. 🐾
Goals

Jars with a destination

The holiday. The wedding. The house deposit. Set a target and a date, and KITTY tells you the monthly pace to land it — and whether you're on track, every single week.

WEDDING JAR£8,160 of £12,000 · on pace for June
Total clarity

Outgoings, out in the open

Every subscription, rent and standing order on one transparent screen — what's leaving, when, and which jar covers it. The end of "wait, what's that £14.99?"

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Sales sync + year-on-year radar

Connect your shop once and every payout auto-splits when it lands — while your year-on-year comparison predicts the quiet months before they arrive. Nobody else in this space even tries.

ShopifyWixSquarespaceEtsyStripeSquare+ invoices & manual

The weekly Kitty digest

Every Monday: what came in, where it went, your spendable number for the week, and one thing to feel good about. Straight to your phone. Money admin in 45 seconds.

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How it works

Three steps. Five minutes.

01

Connect your income

Shopify, invoices, marketplace payouts — or log payments manually. KITTY reads; your money never leaves your bank.

02

Set your split

Tax, bills, savings, business, goals, guilt-free spend. Our UK tax estimator suggests your set-aside; you tune the rest with sliders.

03

Spend your number

KITTY hands you one clean number that's truly yours. Everything else is already where it should be.

Pricing

Free to start.
Cheap to sleep.

Coconut charges £21.99/mo. Hnry takes 1% of your income. An accountant takes £500+. KITTY costs less than one missed tax deadline.

Kitty Free
£0
free forever
  • 3 jars with manual splits
  • UK tax set-aside estimator
  • 1 savings goal
  • Monthly money summary
  • Income autopilot & sales sync
  • Pay-yourself-a-salary
  • Runway radar & MTD countdown
Join the waitlist
Top Cat
£8.99/mo
or £89/yr · launch price
  • Unlimited jars, unlimited goals
  • Income autopilot — rules per source
  • Shopify, Etsy & Stripe sales sync
  • Pay yourself a salary
  • Tax pot autopilot + MTD countdown
  • Runway radar & "Can I afford it?"
  • Weekly Kitty digest
Get it as a founder for £4.99
⚡ Founding Kitty — first 300 only

£4.99/mo.
Locked. For. Life.

Every Top Cat feature at 45% off the launch price — forever, for as long as you're subscribed. Plus first access this autumn, 3 skip-the-queue invites, and your name on the founders' wall.

  • £4.99/mo price lock — never pays £8.99
  • First access at launch
  • 3 golden tickets for friends
  • Founders' wall + numbered card
Claim one of the last
of 300 founding spots claimed
Questions

Fair asks.

When does KITTY launch?

Autumn 2026. Founding Kitties get access first, in numbered order — another reason the queue matters. Everyone else follows in waves.

Does KITTY hold my money?

No. Your money stays in your own bank account. KITTY is the brain on top — it reads what comes in, splits it into virtual jars, and tells you what's safe to spend. Nothing to transfer, nothing to trust us with.

What do I get for free?

The free Kitty plan is free forever: three jars, manual splits, the UK tax set-aside estimator and a monthly summary. It's genuinely useful — the paid tier is for when you want the autopilot to do it all for you.

What's MTD and why should I care?

Making Tax Digital for Income Tax went live in April 2026 — sole traders over the threshold now file quarterly, not annually. Four deadlines a year means four chances to be caught short. KITTY's tax pot tracks each one so the cash is always there.

I'm employed with a steady salary — is KITTY still for me?

Yes. The tax drama matters less, but the jars work exactly the same: a percentage to your ISA on payday, goals with a date (holiday, wedding, deposit), and every outgoing on one transparent screen. KITTY is built self-employed-first — steady salaries just make the maths easier.

Is the £4.99 founder price really locked for life?

Yes — for as long as you keep your subscription, the price never rises. Cancel any time; no contracts, no exit fees. If you leave and come back later, you rejoin at the going rate (founders' spots don't reopen).

Last call

The 3am maths
ends here.

You're Founding Kitty Nº — 🎉

Your spot is held. Share your link — every friend who joins moves you up the queue.

 of 300 founding spots left
NO CARD REQUIRED · £4.99/MO LOCKED FOR LIFE · LAUNCHING AUTUMN 2026
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